10,000 dollars in 48 hours!

If I had $10,000 to spend in 48 hours,

I'd start by building two very tall towers.

60 feet apart, and 40 feet high,

looking like a ladder right up to the sky.

420 steps take you to the top,

When you see the balloons - you know to stop.

Next, I'd build a big square pool,

Rising straight from the ground: transparent and cool!

Then, I'd fill it with a zillion plastic balls,

Look at the colors through the see-through walls!

From each tower to the pool would be a slide,

Go down the loop-de-loop and enjoy the ride!

The slides are curvy and steep and grand,

and elevators will be built by popular demand!

Just ride it up and slide on down,

The ball pit won't let you hit the ground!

This is how I'd spend my money and time,

If you'd like to try it: get in line!

MY TEN FAVORITE THINGS

1. CHIPS AND SALSA - Goes together like detectives and trenchcoats... A match made in heaven.

  

 2. RACCOONS - So what if they're vicious? You'd be the coolest kid on the block if you had one.

3. CAT SHOWS GONE WRONG - if cat shows themselves weren't enough of a joke, add a kitten on    rampage and an oblivious crowd.

4. EXTRA CHEESY PIZZA LUNCHABLES - food in a box > food on a stick. It's just common knowledge... Catch on, State Fair.

 

 5. MUSTACHES -  Studies show that people with mustaches are 86% are thinner, more charismatic and more likely to get a promotion. Okay, so I made that up.... but it sounds legit.

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6. FUNKY FRESH SENIOR CHOIR. - Rap + Old People + classics like "Hey Ya" = A musical masterpiece.

7. RON WEASLEY - He was a ginger before gingers were cool...He's like a pioneer for all redheads.

8. REAL MEN OF GENIUS - A Salute to "Mr. 80 SPF Sunscreen Wearer"...Laughs by Budweiser for drinkers and nondrinkers alike.

9. DANIEL RUETTIGER - The ultimate underdog and a  human shrine for sport lovers. I'd marry him in a second if he wasn't 73...

10. "BAHAMAS PAJAMAS" - my favorite song from my childhood. (Don't watch the video, just listen. The fake music video ruins the moment.)