MY TEN FAVORITE THINGS

1. CHIPS AND SALSA - Goes together like detectives and trenchcoats... A match made in heaven.

  

 2. RACCOONS - So what if they're vicious? You'd be the coolest kid on the block if you had one.

3. CAT SHOWS GONE WRONG - if cat shows themselves weren't enough of a joke, add a kitten on    rampage and an oblivious crowd.

4. EXTRA CHEESY PIZZA LUNCHABLES - food in a box > food on a stick. It's just common knowledge... Catch on, State Fair.

 

 5. MUSTACHES -  Studies show that people with mustaches are 86% are thinner, more charismatic and more likely to get a promotion. Okay, so I made that up.... but it sounds legit.

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6. FUNKY FRESH SENIOR CHOIR. - Rap + Old People + classics like "Hey Ya" = A musical masterpiece.

7. RON WEASLEY - He was a ginger before gingers were cool...He's like a pioneer for all redheads.

8. REAL MEN OF GENIUS - A Salute to "Mr. 80 SPF Sunscreen Wearer"...Laughs by Budweiser for drinkers and nondrinkers alike.

9. DANIEL RUETTIGER - The ultimate underdog and a  human shrine for sport lovers. I'd marry him in a second if he wasn't 73...

10. "BAHAMAS PAJAMAS" - my favorite song from my childhood. (Don't watch the video, just listen. The fake music video ruins the moment.)