Sunday, September 23, 2012

FANTASY FOOTBALL

FANTASY FOOTBALL
Without the success of the media, it wouldn't exist.
God, I love media.
 
 
 
So, this doesn't apply to a class assignment.
But, I've got to throw a little more "randomness in there"
 
So, here's some Fantasy Football poetry for you
(remember no, applause, only snaps)
 
 
"ODE TO FANTASY FOOTBALL"
 
Wife: I hate this time of year, football is so lame!
Husband: Please don't say that babe, you know that it's my game.
 
 
Wife: You're always "fantasy this", "fantasy that"...
Husband: Fantasy is my life! Want to see my stats?
 
 
Wife: That's it! It's either me or football! Here's your test!
Husband: Are you serious? Wait.. just let me draft Best!
 
 
Wife: Do you even have to think about this?
Husband: But what about the season I will miss?
 
 
 Wife: It's between me and a land of pretend!
Husband: I'm so glad you understand. We can still be friends!
 

 
 
 

Friday, September 21, 2012

WIKI: Carrier Pidgeon

As awesome as I thought Hedwig was in Harry Potter...
I always thought it was a bit absurd.
Well, more unrealistic than anything...
 but in the Wizarding World, I guess everything seemed that way.
 
 
 
What I didn't realize, however, was that the idea wasn't so far fetched as I had thought...
and it actually appeared in history! (good one JK Rowling!)
 
In World War 1 and 2, pidgeons were used to convey messages of importance.
Who knew that birds could aid media?
Rob Larson said we could email assignments, or blog them, or tweet them...
Can we send them by bird? Please?
 
 
 


WIKI: V-J-Day in Times Square

The Media play a large role in the emotions we feel when we recieve our news.
One of my favorite examples of this stands as the V-J Day in Times Square.
TIME magazine published many pictures depicting the emotions that Americans should feel at the end of the war.
My favorite photograph?
This one - I'm sure you've seen it.
 
 
This photograph, published by the media,
speaks to all hopless romantics like me... ahhh.
Automatically, we forget the war, the death, the strife.... all because of one simple picture...
and one simple kiss.
 
Ick. That was a sappy sentence, even for me. Nicholas Sparks would be oh so proud.
 

Thursday, September 20, 2012

WIKI: Marathon

I know, I know...
By looking at my past titles, you don't think Marathon fits in with my media theme.
But it does.
I swear.
It involves a great message and one crazy method of delivery.
And yes, you guessed it - quite a large amount of running....
 
It all started in 490 BC.
You know that time, after the T-Rex's, before Christ...
 
 
Back then, there was this guy named Pheidippides.
I know, unfortunate name. His mother must not of liked him.
 
Anyways, Pheidippides was a greek messanger.
He was sent to announce the Persian's defeat from the battlefield of Marathon.
He ran the whole way without stopping!
 
 
But... then he died. That sucks.
 
Aren't you glad we have iPhones now for this kind of information?

Critical Inquiry: Media "spins" things

On September 19, Rob asked us, "How much of this do you believe?"
I thought about this.
Then I made my own rule:

What is my number one rule about media?
Don't believe 97% of the stuff you hear.
 
WHY? BECAUSE MEDIA SPINS THINGS!
 
Such as:
 
You have a cough - You're dying of swine flu
 
You bought a dog - You're breeding a ring of vicious dobermans
 
You got in a fender bender - You caused a 12 car pile up
 
 
If the media catches wind of one little thing, It turns into a catastrophy.
Well, that is, if you are a celebrity.
They really don't care what normal people (like us) do.
 
 
Need an example? Let's take good ol' party girl, Miley Cyrus
 
Instead of getting attention for great music videos like this cover of Bob Dylan;
 
 
We hear about much more important things...
 
like how she MISSED HER PILATES CLASS!
 
And... since the Media spins everything, we obviously know that....
 
SHE IS PREGNANT!
(Of course - how did we miss it?)
 
 
 
The Inquisitr reports her pregnancy is valid, and is also landing her a TV show with Kourtney K and Snooki about motherhood.
 
Yes, please show our nation's teens how to raise babies by their example.
As if we couldn't get any more messed up.
 
Like Rob said in Class, Media spins everything... be careful what you believe.

Critical Inquiry: EN MEDIA RES

Whenever I read poetry, I feel like I should be in a coffee shop,
sipping some economical friendly brew,
wearing a beanie,
and sporting dull, fall colors.
 
 
On the first day of class, Rob Larson wrote En Medias Res on the blackboard.
He preceded to repreat the phrase .
He then added "You will have understood...You will have understood.... That sounds so funny...You will have understood." 

I googled the term "en media res" from class and discovered the Paul Gibbons' Poem entitled:
"Fugue: En Media Res" 
 
So, grab your coffee - and take it in:
 
Fugue: In Medias Res
 
A goat stood in the wish of crickets.
Lichen blighted the rocks in moonlight.
Sleep was walking the sun back to morning.
 
 
Isabella wouldn’t bathe until the Moors left Spain.
Stay with me now: it was not an unusual night
until, out of the darkness, the goat,
 
tired of being still, put its back into it.
Isabella stopped walking, in the middle of the goat’s bray
beginning. At the city’s center, the fountain was inviting. . . .
 
 
Centuries later, there were goats chained
to the deck of a battleship. A voice
counted backwards. Men shuffled on goggles.
 
This was not a drill. Crowds of photons
were busy deciding: wave or particle?
Then, out of the darkness, they put their backs
 
into it. On the ship, some goats were separated like a series
shaken from The Interpretation of Dreams.
Others flowered as though through a kaleidoscope,
 
which is to say, not unlike Isabella staring at the moon
and contemplating her God’s plan.
There was the question of how a body will react
 
 
to such light. Of how cosmos blossoms inheriting dusk
can go unnoticed. Of freshly opened scents drifting
first from an orchard, then through the colonnades
 
of L’Alhambra, where the Catholic queen stood
drying her calves. Her attendant paused under the orange trees,
one hand holding linen, the other soap.
 
 
It is the same two-handed pose a man will strike
in a shower near the Bikini Atoll in 1946
where the distance knocked orange and violet.
 
He’ll have seen the rising brain expanding its ripe folds
lit like dirty twilight above the horizon.
But this man who was there would remind you
 
you only have to find the

door and you’re home,
you only have one more river, one more angle
of incidence to prove that there’s reflection.
 
 
Watching light come apart in his beer glass.
Or through the hide of a goat. His cancer
has spread like the blight of lichen
 
on the rocks in moonlight. He is so tired no night
is unusual. Each morning walks sleep
back into him. It’s how he stays with you.
 
He has stepped into a river that
Heraclitus said is never the same one twice.
In the middle of things.
 
And the goat that stood out on a night during a siege
in Granada sired generations of gloves,
milk, and then test subjects
 
for a derelict ship in front of light so strong it tore
their bodies cell by cell. And to my friend
who recently named his second child Isabella,
 
It is not the same river. He bathes her with his brain fiery,
his hands steady as rocks. Stepping lightly
around her coos. Never tired of being,
 
 
he puts his back into it. He thinks the next time
he will add a spur of lavender to the water.
Perhaps a new sweet soap that runs
 
the hands without a second thought.
He’ll put a kaleidoscope to Isabella’s eye
and the crystals blown and fused from sand
 
 
will not be a drill. The light will wrestle down the tube
to the child’s eye, will strain through the retina
and run separated shadow from color, or nearly so,
 
and then will dash through the optic nerve
to the visual cortex to mix again as
oooh and aaah. Which is what a man with cancer
 
is reduced to. I’m sure he loves
the clean whistle of her skin, of Isabella’s skin
after the siege, still the middle of things beginning.
 
I bolded the last line, because I like it.
And for once... I am not going to make my own smart-alec opinion of it.
Only, because I think it's deeper than what I can display on blog.
So... it is what you believe it to be.
And that's how it should be.

Critical Inquiry: 1984 and the power of CCTV

Required Reading: (n) a mandatory book to study in highschool. Perferably written by someone really old, about something really old. Must utilize dry language and miniscule font.
 
 If you had to ask any highschooler what required reading was, most would answer something along the lines displayed above.
 
Well, not me... I'm a nerd. But that's besides the point.
 
There is a classic book that most of us read...
Or, SparkNoted for that matter.
 
The book?
1984 by George Orwell
 
I actually remember reading it, doodling in my notebook, thinking
"Yeah... this is never going to happen"
 
I had just recieved my first cell phone, and it had "predictable text" which I thought was the coolest thing ever. It really wasn't.
However, little did I know how far technology would go so fast.
 
We've talked about it in class several times, and I wonder...
 
 
HOW CLOSE ARE WE TO BEING 1984?
IS THERE ANYTHING TODAY THAT COMPARES TO BIG BROTHER?
(By Big Brother I am not referring to the TV show on CBS where people exchange saliva constantly)
 
 
The example I will be using?
 
LONDON

Which is ironically the town in which
1984 takes place.
 
 
 
  • The city of London is known as the "most spied on city" in the world
  •  
  • The city of London is reported to have more CCTV (video cameras) than another other city per capita at an estimated 2 million CCTV's.
  •  
  • A group has formed called "Big Brother Watch" that is concerned that security has been taken too far.
  •  
  • A new anti-terrorist spy plan can pry into emails or phone calls where the CCTV cannot reach

 
 
It's creepy, isn't it?
 
It won't be long....
"BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING"
-George Orwell
 
 
 



Sunday, September 16, 2012

MEDIA: STOP, COLLABORATE, AND LISTEN.

Ahhh, Media...
We absorb it.
Society relies on it.
Celebrities complain about it.
 
It's everywhere!!!
 
Thanks to the media,
we recieve intelligent tweets from our favorite celebrities!
 
 
 
 
We can post pictures of how attractive we are for our friends to see!
 
 
 
We can make jokes about an unfortunate school picture!
 
 
We use media everyday!
(Some of us more seriously than others...)
 
RIGHT NOW,
I want to hightlight the effect of media as a FOE.
Here are some PRIME examples of how media has caught people in their WORST moments!
 
1. JIM MORA  - Not a bad idea for Coors Light advertising to turn this bad coaching rant into a great commercial.
 
 
2. MISS SOUTH CAROLINA - This blonde beauty manages to absolutely destroy any chance of sounding intelligent, using "such as" approximately 8493745 times.

 
3. SARAH PALIN - It doesn't matter what political party you're from, this answer during her interview will be something she never outlives.
 
 
They say that the media are here to stay.
I'm happy.
Without the media, we would have nothing to laugh at!