Sunday, September 23, 2012

FANTASY FOOTBALL

FANTASY FOOTBALL
Without the success of the media, it wouldn't exist.
God, I love media.
 
 
 
So, this doesn't apply to a class assignment.
But, I've got to throw a little more "randomness in there"
 
So, here's some Fantasy Football poetry for you
(remember no, applause, only snaps)
 
 
"ODE TO FANTASY FOOTBALL"
 
Wife: I hate this time of year, football is so lame!
Husband: Please don't say that babe, you know that it's my game.
 
 
Wife: You're always "fantasy this", "fantasy that"...
Husband: Fantasy is my life! Want to see my stats?
 
 
Wife: That's it! It's either me or football! Here's your test!
Husband: Are you serious? Wait.. just let me draft Best!
 
 
Wife: Do you even have to think about this?
Husband: But what about the season I will miss?
 
 
 Wife: It's between me and a land of pretend!
Husband: I'm so glad you understand. We can still be friends!
 

 
 
 

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