In class, we discussed the possibility of nanobots
having the power to make us run without ever getting tired.
Some students were very opposed to this idea:
"I don't want anything unnatural in my body"
(12/10/12)
Umm... okay. Because that Red Bull in your hand is so damn natural.
I, on the other hand, would be the very first person in the line for that nanobot.
Being able to run without getting winded or tired would be the best thing ever.
I have this syndrome.
It's terrible really.
Here's the thing. My face gets incredibly red when I run.
No matter what the distance. Seriously, like tomato red.
And with bleach blonde hair, it goes from red red to white white.
It's like a pimple.
And as attractive as that is, I would like to not look like a zit.
Muchas Gracias.
But, there are many other reasons why I would be #1 fan of this nanobot:
1. SCARY MOVIES
You know the ones I'm talking about.
The ones where a group of college students are somewhere totally stupid.
Like an abandoned house or a cabin far away from any civilization.
And then they do something stupid. Like venture outdoors.
Anyways, I'd be the first to go.
Because everyone would run away from the evil axe murderer as fast as they could
Which for me, is not very fast.
Which is why a nanobot would be very handy for me.
I hate being last in anything.
2. FOOTBALL PRACTICE
At the end of every football practice, we do conditioning
and I'm slow
Painfully slow
As I'm sighing, heaving, panting, and turning red
Every one is sprinting ahead of me
Approximately 40 yards ahead of me
If anything could help me, it would be the nanobot.
Let's hurry up and get those.
3. JAMES BOND
I recently saw the new James Bond movie "Skyfall"
That's when I was really sold on the whole nanobot idea.
Why?
Because if I was put through any of the events that he has to go through,
I would die.
To put it simply.
Seriously? Running miles on a moving train?
I'd run one train car length before starting the deep breathing.
And, those flights of stairs they always seem to find?
I couldn't run them without turning red and fainting at the top.
If I ever want to be a super secret awesome cool spy,
I need that nanobot.
Not want. Need.
So, you still don't want that nanobot?
Good. Less competition for me.